The Boat Name Game

The Boat Name Game

A BRUTALLY HUMOROUS LOOK AT WHAT YOUR BOAT NAME SAYS ABOUT YOU

Did you really think you were cool

when you named your boat Wet Dream?

 

Were you just trying to be honest when you painted

Lucky Sperm on your boat’s transom?

 

Do you think you might have been overcompensating a tad

when you chose the boat name Long and Large?

 

 

The Boat Name Game is the world’s only website that takes a brutally humorous look at what your boat name says about you.

 

The links on the left side of this page will take you to lists of boat names we’ve seen on the water, complete with our no-holds-barred opinion about what each boat name says about the boat owner’s personality.

 

And we invite you to share in our good-natured fun. If you see a boat name that’s ripe for picking-on, tell us about it. Just click on “Submit A Boat Name” on the left-hand side of this page and send us an e-mail.

 

We’ll add the most brutally humorous new boat names we receive to our running list for everyone to enjoy at The Boat Name Game!

 

 

 

Featured Boat Name:

Aquasition

 

You’re a lawyer or a property broker, somebody who thrives on making the other guy squeal in a killer Donald Trump-type deal.

            

Announcing that you have acquired a boat is your primary concern. You may never even fire up the engines. You just like to say you own them.

 

Jerk.